NEED A LAUGH?

In case you are in need of something to laugh at this Friday night, here is just a sampling of some of the pregnant and non pregnant funnies from my week...

I was doing laundry one night this week. I squatted down to get clothes out of the dryer. When I got down there and got my arms full I could not stand up! I guess it was a combination of my ever changing center of gravity these days and the fact that my arms were full and I couldn't use them to balance, but there was no way I could possibly get my body to move up. Thankfully this was one of Matthew's nights off so he was here to answer my yell for help. The really bad thing is that I did the exact same thing on the next load. Don't know what I was thinking then.

Another night this week, I woke up around 2am thanks to Matthew's snoring and the fact that I was on fire. I nudged him and asked if he had turned the heater down before coming to bed. His response was "My feet are freezing." I asked again if he had turned the heater down. This time his response was "Do you mean hotter or colder?" Again I ask him if he turned the heater down. He had nothing to say this time except he was freezing. I told him I was on fire and Mallory was probably sweating. I could tell I was getting no where with him, so I got up my self and turned the heater down and fan up. The funniest part is that he remembered NONE of this the next day. He did say he remembered his feet being cold and thinking that if he put them close to mine he could steal some heat from me.

Nathan is the one that came up with Mallory sweating. We were all so hot after church the last time he was here, and he thought it was hot enough that she might even be sweating. :)

On to tonight...I was at Hobby Lobby buying some gifts. I asked the cashier if they had gift receipts. Her response was a blank stare and "What are those?" I just said "never mind". I know the registers at Hobby Lobby are not the most sophisticated machines around, but when was the last time that she bought or received a gift???

GETTING CLOSER

I went in this morning for my 35 week appointment. They did an ultrasound and it looks like Mallory is a little over 5 pounds and head down. So, we're getting closer!!! I'm trying not to get too excited since I still have a month to go, but she'll be here before we know it. We even got to see her sweet little face on the ultrasound too. Can't wait to see her in person.

On an unrelated note, there is something from Desperate Housewives this week that is really bothering me. Bree insisted that baby Benjamin sleep in the bed with her and Orsen. When Orsen made a comment about what if he rolled over on Benjamin during the night all Bree said was, "DON'T". If we have to warn people that hot coffee is hot, shouldn't ABC be a little more careful when talking about infants sleeping in the same bed with adults? Maybe if the writers weren't on strike, they would have caught this.

THE LITTLE GENTLEMAN

When Abby was too sick for Anita to take her to my shower, we just figured that Mom and I would go and leave Nathan, Anita, and Abby here at my house. When Sunday afternoon came around Nathan was adamant that he was going to the shower! We told him that there wouldn't be any other kids there and he might not have much fun, but there was no changing his mind... He was going! I even asked him is he would take a picture with me when we got there. Surprisingly he said, "Sure"!

When we got to the shower, he turned on the charm and was a hit. He greeted guests at the door, he carried presents in, he carried presents away after I opened them, and he even made sure that my friend Jennifer got cake after she arrived.

We all sure were proud of Nathan that day!

SMILE!

I could tell you about more of my medical woes of the last week, but I think I need to lighten the mood on here instead. So here are some of the highlights of my last few days if anyone is interested.

I got to play Bunko on Thursday night with 16 special friends. I've been playing bunko with this group for the last 5 years. Our bunko group has somewhat of a revolving door, but because of this I've gotten to know so many new friends and know old friends better. Its always a highpoint of my month.

Last night I finally felt up to and had the time to start putting away and washing Mallory's things. I did my first load of all pink laundry last night! I'm sure I will have many more of these over the years. Something tells me the fun of them will wear off before long. When I was folding some of the tiny little onsies, it took me back to being a little girl and playing with clothes for my baby dolls. I can't believe that in about 6 weeks we'll have our real live little baby to wear all these sweet things.

I just spent the last few hours eating skittles, writing thank you notes, listening to it rain, and watching Texas Tech beat OU!!!!!! What could be better than all this?

WHAT A WEEK!

This has been such a fun week for me that I thought it was time I shared some of it with the whole wide world via my blog. Here are a few highlights:

• Tylenol
• morphine
• throwing up
• vicodin
• Gatorade
• juice
• toast
• rice
• soup
• icy/hot
• heating pads
• break dancing

Are you jealous? So, this week has been a fun filled four day vacation from work for me filled with a trip to the hospital and the doctor due to the worst back pain of my life and possibly a stomach bug. Now I bet you're really jealous! The stomach bug could be a treat from sweet little Abby. My doctor doesn't know exactly what has caused the back pain. Could be the bug, could have pulled something, could be Mallory hitting on something during all of her break dancing. I don't know what brought it on, but it seems to be getting better so I am ecstatic!

Here are some fun things we've learned this week:

• Never share a drink with a 2 year old...no matter how sweet she is
• Don't question your wife's choice to wear flip flops when she wants you to take her to the hospital at 6:30 am
• My doctor's office is really good at following up on phone calls
• a shot is definitely worth it when it is delivering morphine
• Icy/Hot is great
• Pharmacy drive thru windows are a necessity
• a mom that will stay an extra day to clean your house, buy groceries, and cook your husband a meal is a real blessing
• My husband is the best!
• Feeling your baby break dancing in your belly when you feel horrible and are taking a lot of drugs, is a WONDERFUL feeling!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Everyone is posting pictures of their kids in costume today, so here's a picture of my baby in her costume. She is deep under cover if you can't tell. :)

You might also notice that my hair is much shorter that the last you time you saw me. I did this a couple weeks ago. I had been wanting to go shorter for a while, but was listening to all the books and people that say don't make any big changes to your hair while you're pregnant. I finally decided forget them, I want a hair cut!

Its a good thing I did it when I did because I got some tragic news from my hair stylist. When I got there he told me this would be my last time. I thought "whatever, I'm still getting my hair done once I have a baby!" But then he started talking about quitting. He's a big joker, so I didn't believe him at first but he kept going on about it. When I finally realized he was serious, I was very sad. I've been going to him for most of the last 6 years. He and his wife have just launched their own product line, Retro Chic, and are so busy with it that they don't have time to do hair any more. Good for them, but what about me?!?

NOW YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY...

Last week when I was driving home after work I noticed something weird on our street. There were people sitting in the back of a parked pick up. There were people standing in their driveways. There were people sitting in the grass and in lawn chairs on the side walk. Definitely not the norm. When I got home I asked Matthew if he knew what was going on. He had no clue either. We decided to leave the front door open so we could see out the glass door in case something exciting went down our street. Well, in a few minutes we heard a marching band. We went outside and there was a parade going down our street!!! We live very close to the high school and apparently it was time for the homecoming parade. We're hoping this hasn't gone on the last three years we've been here and we've just been oblivious.

A couple of weeks ago Monica and I went to my parents house for the weekend. When we got back in town, I took her to her parents house where her bulldog, Penny, had spent the weekend. When I was getting in my car, Penny got a little mixed up and thought she was going home with me. I couldn't help but get a picture "little" Penny trying to drive my car.
And a few weeks before that...Matthew was knee deep into the wall project in Mallory's room. He was in the sanding stage. I got home from work and went to see what he was up to in there. When I opened up the door, I found him looking like this. Yes, I'm pretty sure those are swim goggles. In his defense, there was A LOT of dust stirred up from the sanding (that's why it looks like the camera needs a good cleaning.)

That's enough of my random pictures for tonight. Hope you had a great weekend!

MAKING PROGRESS

It was almost two months ago when we started on Mallory's room, but its finally starting to look like something. Matthew finished the painting this week and we put the crib together this morning. I'd write more, but all you (Anita) really want are pictures so here you go...

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

A couple of months ago we had an intruder. It was Sunday afternoon. My parents were here and Matthew had taken the day off. We were sitting around in the living room watching baseball I think when all of a sudden we spotted the intruder. A lizard had somehow made his way into our house and was climbing the wall. Matthew and my dad grabbed a broom, played the heroes and got rid of the little critter. During this adventure we learned that when in times of crisis chameleons turn from green to brown. We also learned that lizards don't fare well if you attempt to trap them with a cup, but catch them half in and half out of the cup.

I thought this would be our only episode with lizards.

Fast forward a month or two. I had been to the grocery store. When I got home I saw that I was not alone. There was another lizard friend out on the blinds in the kitchen. I quickly devised a plan. I moved the kitchen table out of the way, grabbed the broom, and started whacking! This is what the kitchen looked like when I was done with the lizard.

This is what the dazed little guy looked like after I had used my best broom ball moves on him and shot him out the back door. I gave him a very stern warning to stay away and pass the word on to his friends not to enter my house again.

Apparently lizards don't share warnings with each other. Tonight I sat down at the kitchen table and grabbed my folder of coupons. When I opened the folder, a lizard jumped out. I WAS MAD! I didn't know what to do but fight. I threw a couple sections from the newspaper at him, but my aim wasn't so good. With no other options or broom handy, I had no choice but to take the rest of the newspaper and start swinging. Luckily I got in a few good swats and the little bugger was laying crippled on the floor with his feet in the air. Score one for Marcia! Thankfully, there were no guts or anything so I opened the back door and swatted out the lizard corpse.

So, does anyone have tips on how to keep lizards out of your house?

"EVERY DAY MATTERS"

If you haven't noticed, "Every Day Matters" is JC Penny's slogan these days. After my dealings with them, I don't think they take it very seriously. I ordered Mallory's bedding a month ago. I called them today to find out the status of the order. All they could tell me was that it was supposed to ship yesterday, but it hadn't. They would have to check with the manufacturer and get back to me in 3-4 days. Well every day does matter to me, so we canceled the order!

Matthew emailed me some choices this morning, and we ordered new bedding at lunch time (from someone else of course). Before I left work today, I got an email saying it had already been shipped. That made me feel so much better!

The best part is that I liked the first bedding, but I LOVE the new bedding. Here's a picture of the new stuff. Its kind of hard to see, but there are pink, brown and mint green polk a dots. Looks like Matthew will be painting on his next weekend!

I went to the doctor yesterday for my 28 weeks check up. Everything is still going great. I start going every two weeks now, so we're getting closer! Unfortunately, I don't feel like I'm getting any closer to getting my braces off. I had hoped to have them off before Mallory was born, but I don't think that's going to happen now. Oh well!

FINALLY!

Our bedroom is finally put back together. We had survived for almost a month with our bed pulled into the middle of the room and the night stands shoved where ever there was room after the "Door to Wall" project began. Thankfully, the work on our side is done! When I got home from Beth Moore on Tuesday this week, Matthew had gotten all the painting done, put the furniture back where it belonged, and made the bed. I was so excited. This came not a moment too soon because I wasn't sure how much longer I was going to be able to squeeze between the foot of the bed and the TV. Now, I get to make some curtains for the windows.

We're still waiting to get Mallory's bedding before we can start painting her room. Penny's website still says the expected ship date is 10/4. By my calendar that was yesterday! Hopefully they just haven't updated the website and it will be arriving at my door very soon because I'm getting very impatient.

I was tagged by Kellee. I should have known that after my last blog, I would get tagged by somebody for something.

1. Who is your man? Matthew Jonathan Brittain. I call him several other names (cougar, wildcat, 86, Pete…) depending on which t-shirt he is wearing that day.

2. How long have you been together? 9 years – married 5

3. How long dated? 4 years

4. How old is your man? 31 as of yesterday…HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

5. Who eats more? He does, but I can give him some good competition.

6. Who said "I love you" first? Outloud – him. In a whisper – me. I would just barely whisper it into his shoulder when we would hug because I wouldn’t say it first. He still says he never heard me.
7. Who is taller? he is

8. Who sings better? Definitely Matthew. He was a member of the world famous group Mountain Top back in college. What, you haven’t heard of them???

9. Who is smarter? He will say I am. I say he’s smarter than he gives himself credit for.

10. Who's temper is worse? Matthew, but its better than it used to be.

11. Who does the laundry? Mostly me. He helps out at times

12. Who takes out the garbage? Matthew

13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Matthew

14. Who pays the bills? me

15. Who is better with the computer? We both have our strong points…It depends what you want done.

16. Who mows the lawn? Matthew. I had to mow for a while after he had his knee surgery and hated it. I was so glad when we was able to take that back over. He never did trust me enough to show me how to edge or weed eat.

17. Who cooks dinner? I do, but with Matthew working 4 nights a week I don’t end up cooking that much. Someday this will change.

18. Who drives when you are together? Matthew. He tries to get me to drive on road trips sometimes, but is usually unsuccessful.

19. Who pays when you go out? Matthew

20. Who is most stubborn? We can both be pretty stubborn at times

21. Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? i’m stumped on this one

22. Whose parents do you see the most? mine

23. Who kissed who first? He kissed me – nine years ago this Wednesday!

24. Who asked who out? Technically, he never asked me out. I still give him a hard time about this. When we met we spent a lot of time paired up while hanging out with friends and eventually it became "what do you want to do this Saturday?" I know, so romantic!

25. Who proposed? he did!

26. Who is more sensitive? me

27. Who has more friends? This is a funny question to me. Who keeps track of how many friends they have? We both have a lot of friends and share a lot of them.

28. Who has more siblings? Matthew – a brother and sister. Me – just my sister (not that I’m complaining).

29. Who wears the pants in the family? Matthew…another funny question.

30. What do you love most about your husband? He’s my Matthew, perfect for me!

I'll admit it, I've been a bad blogger lately. I've been thinking about blogging a lot if that counts for anything. I guess my excuse is that I haven't had a whole lot to blog about. Life has been pretty uneventful around here lately.

I guess the most exciting thing has been that we ordered Mallory's bedding last week. Here's a picture of what it looks like. Unfortunately, it is going to be another three weeks before it gets here.

That's it for now. I'll try and find some more excitement that I can blog about soon.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

Matthew and I both have birthdays at the end of this month. We decided to treat ourselves to our birthday present a few weeks early. We finally got ourselves a new kitchen table last week!!! We're pretty excited about it, if you can't tell.

The table we had been using was the one that my roommate and I bought at a second hand furniture store in Lubbock when we moved out of the dorm. I had used it in six different apartments plus our house for the last three years. If four people sat at it the there was barely room to spare for the salt and pepper shakers! We found our new table on craigslist.com, so its not new to us but its a definite upgrade. It has a leaf too, so there's even more room than it looks like. Come on over for dinner now!

FUNNY

Mallory started moving enough/got strong enough last week for Matthew to feel her. It was pretty special. He movements started out very faint. He had to sit waiting for a while to get a faint feel of her. Last night, this was not the case. He had his hand on my stomach feeling her when we were going to bed. We were both laughing at how strong her movements had suddenly become. They became so strong that Matthew asked me, "Are you sure this is her we're feeling?" I told him, "I sure hope so, or I've got some serious problems!"

So...I'm thinking the coffee gelato I had last night might have had a little caffeine in it!

"Uh, I might be tearing up the house!"

I spent Labor Day weekend with my family. On Saturday, we celebrated Abby's second birthday. She got lots of fun and VERY GIRLY gifts. When Matthew and I were shopping for her gift, he said "I guess our house it going to be full of all this girly stuff soon!" I said "You bet!" Here's a picture of the little sweety in her crown her big brother gave her. For more pictures, check out Anita's blog.

On Sunday, we celebrated my grandma's 82nd birthday. It was just a small family gathering of close to 100 people. Yes, that was all family. No, I don't have any pictures.

On Monday I called Matthew to let him know I was on my way home. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "Uh, I might be tearing up the house." This may sound like a scary thing to you, but it was actually a good thing. The work converting our study into Mallory's room has begun!!! We HAD french doors going from our study into our master bedroom. Thanks to the help of our friends Brad and Brad, we now have a wall. There's still work to be done, but here are some pictures of the guys hard at work and our wall in progress.

Right now we have a layer of dust covering our bedroom. Seriously, everything is white! We're temporarily sleeping in one of our guest bedrooms. Check back soon (i hope) for more progress!

KISS YOU ALL OVER

Did that title get your attention? This something fun we passed around at work lately so I thought why not make it a blog. Go to this fun website and enter your birthday. It will tell you what the Billboard number one song was on the day you were born (or any day). After you check out what your song is (because I know you can't resist) leave it in a comment. Sound fun?

Mine was "Kiss You All Over" by Exile. I'll admit, I've never heard it. If only I were two years older, I could have had "Play That Funky Music".

THIS AND THAT

Here’s one of the pictures of Mallory from the ultrasound this week. The picture itself isn’t great, but I still think it’s pretty special. We’re loving being able to talk about her like a real person with a name and everything. No more “it” and “the baby”.
She got her first shoes this week. My friend at work, Mary, asked long ago to be the "local practice grandma". On Wednesday after we found out Mallory was a girl, Mary bought her a pair of oh so sweet pink ballerina slippers and a pair of pink Ugs. I’m sure she will need the Ugs quite a lot during the long cold south Texas winter.

Now a picture of my growing belly. Don’t worry, I don’t plan to show any skin belly pictures. You might never read my blog again if I did that. My trip to Old Navy was very successful this week. I found several things, plus I even got some more pants with belt loops. Thanks for all the suggestions on what they’re for. I think Ashley’s idea of suspenders might be the best and could actually be useful in the not quite big enough for maternity clothes stage.

Now for something funny…we had a lot of rain yesterday thanks to Tropical Storm Erin. The south and east were the heavier hit areas. When Matthew got to work he was told that they would be driving “high water vehicles”. If he were a cop on TV, I’m sure this would have been a decked out Hummer or something equally as cool. In real life, it was a DUMP TRUCK! While Nathan thought this was pretty cool, Matthew did not. He did say that after driving it all day, he felt like he was driving a Ferrari when he got in his Civic to come home. I hope he didn't drive it like this guy, but Nathan would probably think this was cool too.

I might be crazy, but I'm thinking of battling the mall and the tax-free weekend shoppers. I heard a commercial that Foley's (I can't get used to calling it macy's) has a buy 2 bras get 2 bras free deal. It might be worth it. Besides, how many of the tax free shoppers are going to be in the ladies lingerie department.

I was watching 90210 this afternoon, yes its one of my regular shows, and I caught Brandon call Dylan Steve. Good job 9 0 folks. Yes, my sister and I just call it 9 0...the 2 1 0 is just too much and these are our "old friends".

THE SECRET IS OUT!!!!!

Today was the big day. We found out that our baby is a GIRL!!! We are just thrilled. So far, she is a very lady like little girl. She had made herself very comfy this morning with her legs crossed and was not interested in showing anything. Thankfully, the ultrasound technician was able to get a good shot after several minutes to confirm that she is a little girl. The pictures we got aren't great, but I'll try to scan and post them tomorrow.

Now, the other thing that you really want to know... Her name is Mallory Joy. There's no big story behind how we came up with this, its just something that we liked and both agreed on.

Everything else looked great! She's growing and is right where she should be. Seeing her heart beating on the screen this morning was so great. All I could think as I watched my baby's heart beating, was that God is so amazing!

We celebrated the day with lunch at Pappasitos and then a trip to the mall. We had to buy something for our baby to mark the big day. I was good and only bought one outfit for her.

Tomorrow, its my turn. I've got to get myself some clothes. Hopefully I can pull together something to wear to work for one more day.

GROCERY GAME

A friend at work recently let me in on a secret, its called the Grocery Game. There is a website where you pay a small fee (i think $10 for 3 months; i'm still using a free trial) and in exchange it lets you in on the best grocery deals for the week. You select the store or stores in your area and it gives you a shopping list. The Grocery Game folks go through the ads each week and tell you which are the best deals to buy that week and how many to buy to get the most value. Then they even go one step further and tell you which coupons to clip and use to save even more. There are a few items each week that come out free. I've noticed big savings on my grocery receipts since I started. OK...that's enough of my commercial for now. If you want to join the grocery game, let me know and I can email you a link. Yes, I do get credit for people I refer that sign up.