In case you are in need of something to laugh at this Friday night, here is just a sampling of some of the pregnant and non pregnant funnies from my week...
I was doing laundry one night this week. I squatted down to get clothes out of the dryer. When I got down there and got my arms full I could not stand up! I guess it was a combination of my ever changing center of gravity these days and the fact that my arms were full and I couldn't use them to balance, but there was no way I could possibly get my body to move up. Thankfully this was one of Matthew's nights off so he was here to answer my yell for help. The really bad thing is that I did the exact same thing on the next load. Don't know what I was thinking then.
Another night this week, I woke up around 2am thanks to Matthew's snoring and the fact that I was on fire. I nudged him and asked if he had turned the heater down before coming to bed. His response was "My feet are freezing." I asked again if he had turned the heater down. This time his response was "Do you mean hotter or colder?" Again I ask him if he turned the heater down. He had nothing to say this time except he was freezing. I told him I was on fire and Mallory was probably sweating. I could tell I was getting no where with him, so I got up my self and turned the heater down and fan up. The funniest part is that he remembered NONE of this the next day. He did say he remembered his feet being cold and thinking that if he put them close to mine he could steal some heat from me.
Nathan is the one that came up with Mallory sweating. We were all so hot after church the last time he was here, and he thought it was hot enough that she might even be sweating. :)
On to tonight...I was at Hobby Lobby buying some gifts. I asked the cashier if they had gift receipts. Her response was a blank stare and "What are those?" I just said "never mind". I know the registers at Hobby Lobby are not the most sophisticated machines around, but when was the last time that she bought or received a gift???
I was doing laundry one night this week. I squatted down to get clothes out of the dryer. When I got down there and got my arms full I could not stand up! I guess it was a combination of my ever changing center of gravity these days and the fact that my arms were full and I couldn't use them to balance, but there was no way I could possibly get my body to move up. Thankfully this was one of Matthew's nights off so he was here to answer my yell for help. The really bad thing is that I did the exact same thing on the next load. Don't know what I was thinking then.
Another night this week, I woke up around 2am thanks to Matthew's snoring and the fact that I was on fire. I nudged him and asked if he had turned the heater down before coming to bed. His response was "My feet are freezing." I asked again if he had turned the heater down. This time his response was "Do you mean hotter or colder?" Again I ask him if he turned the heater down. He had nothing to say this time except he was freezing. I told him I was on fire and Mallory was probably sweating. I could tell I was getting no where with him, so I got up my self and turned the heater down and fan up. The funniest part is that he remembered NONE of this the next day. He did say he remembered his feet being cold and thinking that if he put them close to mine he could steal some heat from me.
Nathan is the one that came up with Mallory sweating. We were all so hot after church the last time he was here, and he thought it was hot enough that she might even be sweating. :)
On to tonight...I was at Hobby Lobby buying some gifts. I asked the cashier if they had gift receipts. Her response was a blank stare and "What are those?" I just said "never mind". I know the registers at Hobby Lobby are not the most sophisticated machines around, but when was the last time that she bought or received a gift???
